Channel: Whitney Avalon

Category: Comedy

Tags: magicsongbroadwaymusicalcomedy musicnewt scamandercomedyparodymashupofficialharry potterqueenie goldsteincoverall that jazztina goldsteinfantastic beastswhitney avalonfunny

Description: ✨ Secret stuff here: whitneyavalon.com/secrets ▶ Spotify: open.spotify.com/album/2WOvBhRATqssAPMJo0WE7I ▶ Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/all-that-jazz-fantastic-beasts-style-single/1483811983 Just like Roxie and Velma, Tina and Queenie know a hot 1920s speakeasy, and they’re about to show it to their new pal Jacob Kowalski, a “no-maj” (the American term for “muggle” – a person without magical abilities.) #AllThatJazz #FantasticBeasts #WizardingWorld Ring the notification bell to see my new videos first. Comedy songs ‘n’ raps, funny collaborations, and more are on the way! ** CREDITS ** Producer, Director, New Lyrics, Tina & Queenie Goldstein: Whitney Avalon (instagram.com/whitneyavalon, twitter.com/whitneyavalon, imdb.me/whitneyavalon) Colorist, Newt Scamander: Ryan K. McNeal Bowtruckle: Pickett Orchestrator*, Music Producer: Ryan O’Connell Cinematographer: Merlin Showalter Art Director: Kim Brunner Hair, Make-Up Artist: Kayle Williams Key Grip: Billy Brenner Executive Assistant: Caroline Sharp Wig Stylist: Patty Jarvis Assistant Editor: Christopher Rossi VFX Supervisor: John Huffnagle Music Mix, Master: Ed Boyer Art Department Assistant: Jennifer Newman Associate Producer: We Make Movies Inc Special Thanks: Shipwrecked Comedy *Based on the original by Kander & Ebb Get your name in the next video too by joining the club at patreon.com/whitneyavalon I hope if you enjoy the comedy combination (known character + unexpected musical genre) of my Princess Rap Battle videos, you’ll also enjoy it in a mashup like this one! ** LYRICS ** Come on, boys, why don't we go inside? With our no-maj I know that Newt's unsure and Jacob's mystified He's a no-maj Follow us, this is a whoopee spot The gigglewater's cold, but the news is hot It's just a secret nook owned by a goblin crook Who's no no-maj Bring your wand and your bowtruckle too And the no-maj There's only one way in and it is not by Floo For a no-maj Hold on, hon, we know the special knock Although I wish that briefcase had a better lock We'll go and have a drink, and I might throw a wink To that no-maj Oh, you're gonna see peculiar clientele So please don't stare Oh, try to blend in and you will do just swell When we get in there Be careful of the many dangers We don't want you hurt by strangers They won't wait to obliviate Our dear no-maj Come on, babe, you are one of a kind (Oh, you're gonna see peculiar clientele) You're my no-maj (So please don't stare) I know you're special 'cause I can see in your mind (Oh, try to blend in and you will do just swell) The best no-maj (When we get in there) You're so impressed by the simplest charms (Be careful of the many dangers) I want to feed you strudel while you're in my arms (We don't want you hurt by strangers) Yes, the word on the street is that someone's sweet (They won't wait to obliviate) On a no-maj From now on, nothin’ will ever be the same This week changed my life and Some day I’ll be the wife Of that no-maj! No-maj! Press/licensing/business: contactwhitneyavalon@gmail.com ** THANKS FOR WATCHING! :) ** If you made it all the way to here, comment “Oh right! No-maj = muggle!” below.